ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize