So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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