So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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