I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm going to jail i love you
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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