Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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