He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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