I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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