is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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