We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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