I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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