Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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