I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
