why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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