So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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