Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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