some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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