My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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