operation harelip BJ is a go
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
