my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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