How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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