its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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