i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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