i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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