It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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