A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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