Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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