Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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