id be glad to
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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