Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
zippers are such a cool invention
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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