He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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