Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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