Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I didn't notice because vodka
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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