playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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