dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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