I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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