No awkward lesbian experiences without me
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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