i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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