Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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