id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
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