jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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