similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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