So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have demons in me.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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