I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm really busy with my period
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