I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
you made out with another girl for some wings
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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