i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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