I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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