yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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