Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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