sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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