I must be too annoying 4 u.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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