the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I will pee on everything he values.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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