This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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