Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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