is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I cut my penus on the lid.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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